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Blood and Oil


So I’m poor. I’m the kind of poor that when gas prices drop $0.04 I get out of the car and do the running man while fueling up. The real running man not this stupid shit going on right now. So besides being poor I am also nuts. I think that might be a product of being poor. I find when at some point if you have a not had an expendable income you find easy entertainment. Laugh at the small shit. Create your own entertainment. So when I was doing the running man at the gas pump I was too excited to avoid the oil slick and …. Well lets say I have now decided to now wait until gas drops another $0.10 cents before copiously dancing at the pump again. Just a FYI the saying mixes like blood and oil is now a thing. Also not a great way to impress the hot guy with a motorcycle who you don’t notice until he gets close enough to point out the fun fact about the blood and oil.

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